Square

Square is a Shape and the host of Object Vortex. They made their debut in Getting To Know You.

Appearance
Square is a gray perfect square with a thin, darker gray outline.

Personality
In season 1, Square was barely a person. They were lifeless, cold and existed only to host the show. Very little was revealed about them until the last few episodes of the show, where it's revealed the attitude was a ruse they were ordered to do to get higher ratings for the series.

After King Shape's defeat and the beginning of season 2, Square becomes much more lively and starts acting like an actual person. They begin to make genuine connections with the contestants and interact with them as friends instead of as their superior.

Coverage
Square first appears in Getting To Know You, when they appear behind Lunchbox and greet the 15 contestants. Moon Lamp asks them why they're here, and they explain that they are making a reality show, and the 15 objects are the contestants. Potted Plant immediately asks Square to recover the dead Mattress, in which they do. They then explain that the contestants must form 3 teams of 5. They only appear once during this segment, showing CD what the prize for the competition is. Later, they announce that naming the teams is the first challenge, and states that they and Garlic Bread will be the judges. Calculator questions what they mean, as the garlic bread presented was not alive. However, Square spits it out and brings it to life, creating Garlic Bread. Square and Garlic Bread judge the team names, and decide that Complimenting Square loses.

Square first appears in Getting Over It to host the elimination. It is revealed that Warp Pipe and Z-Pad are the bottom 2, with Z-Pad being eliminated. Z-Pad is sucked into Square and sent to the Squarespace. Square then explains that the second challenge is to climb up a large wall. They explain that every member of the team must make it to the top for the teams to be safe. They do not appear for the rest of the challenge, aside from narrating what is going on. The Best Around is declared the loser and are up for elimination.